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TOOT-TOOT RESSHA SENTAI TOQGER. Let’s go! Today’s episode is entitled: “Bathhouse Battle Begins”

Nothing really happens in this episode except nakedness. 😉

We begin with the ToQgers fighting Crows, but no Shadow monster….yet.

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Today’s monster is Coin Shadow, who will nickel and dime you to death. He wants property. I just. This plot is real stupid.

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As the ToQgers venture around the town looking for the Shadow monster, Kagura gets lost, but then finds Akira going to a bathhouse.

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No one messes with Akira’s bathhouse. Apparently this man, (I WONDER IF HE MIGHT BE THE SHADOW MONSTER. HMMMMM) crooked his way into getting the bathhouse owner in debt by doing stupid renovations like adding a grocery store and…

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…fighting to get into the bathhouse. The owner is now in debt and the guy wants to take his property away from him.

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The sad owner lets the ToQgers in for free since it’s his last day owning the bathhouse.

Akira hits Tokatti’s and Hikari’s towels off. This is literally the plot to gay porn.

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I just. I can’t.

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And Right is the bottom bitch without a doubt.

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As the boys soak in the hot tub, the girls are fulfilling some person’s toku fantasy.

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The ToQgers don’t want to see the bathhouse closed, so they transform and advertise around the city.

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If ToQger is ever adapted, they literally cannot use anything in this episode besides the megazord scene. haha

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The owner doesn’t make enough to pay his debt, so Akira uses his Crane Ressha to move the bathhouse to another piece of property? That literally doesn’t make sense.

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When he lifts the house, they find a darkness [energy] pool underneath. Coin Shadow wanted the darkness underneath, so the darkness is natural?

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AND OH LOOK THE MAN WAS COIN SHADOW. WHAT A SURPRISE.

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Akira and Kagura go ham on Coin Shadow and destroy him. I love Kagura in Red.

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Coin Shadow uses all the energy in the darkness pool to grow. Since the Crane Ressha is moving the bathhouse, Right gives Akira Diesel-Oh. The ToQgers man ToQ-Oh. I lol’ed at this scene.

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To better take on Coin Shadow, the team combines into Super ToQ-Oh Fire with the Fire Engine Ressha, who sprays the monster with fire and water. Like a bathhouse. Get it? Yeah. OKAY.

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Coin Shadow is destroyed by Superheated Splash (hot bath water). hahaha

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Review:

Okay, so we got some sexy scenes, but what was the point of today’s episode? My best guess is that the darkness pools will play into some future battles. That’s it. We literally spent the whole episode just to learn that. WOW. So for nudes, I give this episode a 10 out of 10. For the episode plot, I give this a 4 out of 10. Yep. haha

Next Time:

A new Shadow commander stops in. She looks like a cross between Queen Anne and Marie-Antoinette. WERK.

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And we get Hyper Ressha, Right’s new power-up!

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Until next time, this has been SimplyScott1/PowerSentai. Stay imaginative!