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TOOT-TOOT RESSHA SENTAI TOQGER. Let’s go! Today’s episode is entitled: “Love Is A Train Wreck”

TW: Rapey things, gay porn plots, etc.

We begin today’s episode with Wagon teaching the team about dating, sex positions, etc.

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Billards Shadow suit design is really cool, although random.

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He basically wants to put his balls in people.

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And almost anally rapes him. I CAN’T WITH THIS SHOW.

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Then this guy decides he is in love with Mio because she saved him from rape, but is now rapey and obsessed with her. OKAY.

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Mio runs from him and says she is dating Akira. Tokatti is NOT happy with this shit.

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At the Shadow Line base, Madame Noire is a fag hag and makes gay sex jokes.

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Akira and Mio go on a date to throw off, Omotesando, the obsessed guy. Kagura, Tokatti, and Wagon tell them to do things in ear pieces. It’s a struggle.

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Mio realizes that Tokatti is there too! Omotesando also realizes Akira and Mio are a sham.

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To get the obsessed guy off Mio, Akira kisses the guy. And my homoerotic fantasies are complete.

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DREAMS.

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WHY COULDN’T THAT BE MY FIRST KISS.

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Billards Shadow shows up and the team transforms. Tokatti is pissed with what went down today so he steals Hyper Ressha from Right and goes ballistic.

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He cries as he destroys Billards Shadow with Hyper Final Stop Crash Wheeping Mix! So sad.

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Tokatti operates Tei-Oh alone and we get one more dick joke.

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Love this cockpit shot. cock pit. hahahaha (Sorry, I blame the episode)

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Akira doesn’t understand why Tokatti is mad. Probs the gayness, yes.

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Tokatti destroys Billards Shadow and it’s kind of funny how the monster had no plot and gets ONE LAST GAY SEX JOKE IN.

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Review:

So, the episode was rapey and made me uncomfortable at times, yet really hot gay stuff sooooo. haha I love when Tokatti fights with heart, but this episode had no real value except the crush Tokatti has on Mio. At least they’re setting this up better than King and Amy from Kyoryuger; that was hastily done and without meaning. For homoeroticism, a 10 out of 10. For story plot and rape undertones, 6 out of 10. Just a bizarre episode in general.

Next Time:

BUT IN TWO WEEKS: TOQ RAINBOW. That is all.

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Until next time, this has been SimplyScott1/PowerSentai. Stay imaginative!