SCAVENGER HUNT: The Legacy Morpher And Why Nobody Deserves Your Money
“It was hard bringing myself down to the level of you two kids.” – Taylor Earhardt
Let’s have a talk. Everybody chill; take a seat. Today, we’re gonna talk about a little thing called ‘morality’. There are some things you need to know.
Everybody’s been in a hubbub over the Legacy Morphers. For those of you who have been in outer space, Toys R Us has been releasing (though in a very limited capacity) a special toy called the Power Rangers Legacy Morpher, which is a high-quality copy of the MMPR morpher. It’s made of a bunch of die-cast metal, comes with all five original coins, has the Zyuranger decals on the back, and even has a belt holster. This fucking thing is even reportedly a pretty hefty pound in weight. It’s part of the Power Rangers 20th Anniversary thing that Saban has so far been wasting (that article is for after Megaforce ends). If you ever had a childhood that involved the original season, this thing is for YOU.
Now that we’ve covered what the fuck this thing is, here’s what happened, based on my own observations (that turned out really well in my last article): a few months ago, it was revealed that Toys R Us Canada was taking pre-orders for them, as release was scheduled for May or some shit, what basically amounted to a lifetime to us. For God’s sake, we could all have been dead by then! We needed it THEN! ↓ Read the rest of this entry…